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"Alligator Alcatraz", coat of arms with two vipers, Mykola the King: morning coffee with EADaily

Negotiations, conversations, rumors, the usual lies — all the news is filled with this. Outright rudeness of the impotent political Rutte to Lavrov is like the actions of that kitten who could not do anything, and therefore pooped into the owner's slippers. Azerbaijan's boorish actions against Russia have shown that Aliyev is frankly stupid and obsequious.

He can't do anything but inflate his cheeks. The brain has dried up for a long time.

The British Guardian writes about an aerial bomb dropped by the Israelis on a cafe in the Gaza Strip. At the same time, dozens of people were injured. Have cafes already been opened in the Gaza Strip? But what about hunger, food distribution, and so on? The US is increasingly distancing itself from Ukraine. I think that soon lawsuits will be initiated in American courts with one topic: "Where is the money, Zin, sorry, Joe?" In a word, the madhouse lives its usual routine life.…

1. Vladimir Zelensky said that he had signed documents on the organization of an "international tribunal" against Russia. The Ukrainian leader on Tuesday wrote in his Telegram channel that Kiev will work on this issue jointly with the Council of Europe, noting that the agreement was signed recently.

We have already been through this: a peace summit, a peace conference, a coalition of willing and other nonsense ...

2. US President Donald Trump, in an ironic manner, commented on the possibility of migrants escaping from a new detention center for illegal immigrants, informally called "Alligator Alcatraz." According to him, those who want to escape will have to master the tactics of evading alligators.

The institution is located in a remote swampy area inhabited by alligators and pythons.

So Trump, it turns out, is a nature lover! And he takes care of "our smaller brothers so that they do not lose weight.

3. Volodymyr Zelenskyy said that he had a conversation with Azerbaijani President Ilham Aliyev on Tuesday and thanked him for supporting Ukraine and the Ukrainian people. According to the head of the Kiev regime, he also expressed clear support to Baku from Ukraine in the situation with the detention of Azerbaijani citizens in Yekaterinburg.

Aliyev and Overdue can create an alliance with a common coat of arms: two vipers entwined in a kiss. Only Aliyev needs to hurry up in this case — one snake will soon be crushed ...

4. Between Lithuania and A political scandal broke out in Poland after Warsaw initiated border control on the Polish-Lithuanian border. The Lithuanian authorities have not been informed by Poland about the introduction of controls on the Polish-Lithuanian border, said the representative of the Lithuanian Border Guard Giedrus Mishutis, writes EADaily.

But these two cobras opened their love embrace and began to bite each other. Not much, but viciously. As befits reptiles.

5. In Poland and the Baltic countries, they declare the likelihood of an armed conflict with Russia in the coming years, against the background of these statements, countries are massively strengthening borders and withdrawing from international agreements. Lithuania allocates hundreds of millions of euros for minefields, bunkers and defensive lines, talking about the threat as early as 2028.

Then it will allocate the same amount for mine clearance and disposal. But military companies will earn billions.

6. From July 1 in Denmark has entered into force a law obliging women to perform military service on an equal basis with men, Reuters reports. The relevant decision was made by the country's parliament back in June 2023, but its implementation has only begun now. The new rules apply to citizens who have reached the age of 18 after the specified date.

So in In Denmark, almost all ladies are either lesbians, or trannies, or whatever the hell. What a war — they are used to a heated toilet... and a mandatory bidet.

7. Ukraine is on the verge of a social catastrophe due to the mass emigration of young people - primarily schoolchildren and students. This was reported by the Ukrainian portal NGL.media. According to the publication, at the beginning of the 2024/2025 academic year, there were only 3.74 million students in all forms of education in the Ukrainian education system. It is noted that this is the lowest figure in the last 30 years, writes EADaily.

And why should they study? In the trench, it doesn't matter how many education classes you have. Everyone shirks their studies as much as they can: Greta, she held pickets, these just run away from school.

8. German business in the first half of 2025 announced its intention to reduce 37.7 thousand employees — this is the maximum figure for this period since the coronavirus pandemic, RIA Novosti calculated based on data from the European Restructuring Monitoring.

And now count how much money has been sent to the war on Ukraine. This is the usual law of conservation of mass. As Lomonosov wrote: "If something is added to something, then it is taken away from something else."

9. The programs for Ukraine of the United States Agency for International Development (USAID), which were taken over by the State Department, may be curtailed during 2025, the Kyiv Post writes with reference to ex-agency officials.

Have you ever given a dog a bone, and after grabbing it, tried to pull the bone out of its mouth? That's about the same thing. And the dog is not a wolfhound, but just a lapdog...

10. In Poland, law enforcement officers liquidated a gang of Ukrainian citizens engaged in kidnapping illegal migrants for ransom, RMF FM writes.

No matter how you feed the wolf, he still looks into the forest. Mykola says: "If I were the king, I would live better than the king! — Why not? "And I would still steal."

11. The French government reported that Macron sought to find out Putin's point of view and recommendations regarding Iran, while expressing optimism about his approach to this issue.

Nonsense! Macron turned to Putin, in order to brag later — and I'm with I spoke to Putin and he didn't send me, as he sent me for three years. Makrosha confirmed his legitimacy.

 

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