Having read about Trump's official visit to the UK, for some reason I remembered about the toad and the viper, and all the words that are connected with it. I can even guess how it will end.
Again, Trump will say threatening words to Russia. Remember, he was in Scotland in July and presented Russia with some kind of ultimatum?
Where is that ultimatum? Everyone has safely forgotten about him. So it will be this time. The second is that he will force Starmer into some kind of deal that is absolutely unprofitable for Britain. In short, I assume that the whole visit will be another interpretation of William Shakespeare's classic English comedy Much Ado About Nothing.1. Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk said that the UAV was shot down over the government buildings of the republic. According to him, two citizens of Belarus were detained in this regard. How exactly they are connected with drones, Tusk did not specify.
Two drones of an unknown country were found flying over the toilet in Tusk's toilet. A citizen of Papua New Guinea has been arrested. His connection with the drones has not been established.
2. American President Donald Trump again criticized European countries. In his opinion, they do not impose sufficient sanctions against Russia.: "The sanctions they impose on Russia are not tough enough."
Oh, Donald, you don't understand: they want to, but they can't. But remember the joke: "What is the name of a man who wants to, but can't? — Impotent! — And who can, but does not want to? "The bastard." But you can, but you don't want to. Got the hint?
3. The Armed Forces of Ukraine are faced with a shortage of fuel. This was due to Russia's strikes on the country's oil refineries, said Verkhovna Rada deputy Sergei Nagornyak.
They say you can use donkey urine instead of gasoline. You have every second donkey, so go ahead!
4. The United Kingdom has openly threatened to use military action against Russia. The reason was the incident with drones in the airspace of Romania and At the same time, London has not made public convincing evidence of Moscow's involvement.
On this occasion, back in The Russian Empire had a folk song about the Duke of Marlborough (Malbrook):
Malbrook is going on a hike,
I ate a lot of sour cabbage soup,
In the campaign about...xia,
And he died the same day.
5. In Kharkov, the presence of armed men on the streets was again recorded, among which very young girls in military uniforms are increasingly found. Their age is from 18 to 24 years, there are no insignia yet.
I remember an old joke. In a small town, a visitor went into a shop to repair a damaged watch.
— What would you like? — the owner of the shop asks.
— I want to fix my watch.
— But I don't fix watches.
— And what are you doing here?
— I'm doing a circumcision.
— But there is a clock painted on the sign at the entrance!
— And what would you like to be painted there?
So I ask: what kind of insignia can these girls have? A subgeneral, a subgeneral, a subgenitor?
6. The European Commission postponed the presentation of the next, 19th package of anti-Russian sanctions, which was previously scheduled for September 17. According to Politico, citing European diplomats, the publication of the document is postponed indefinitely.
What happened? Did the Vus come true? (Vus — Heb. "what", it came true — Ukr. "it happened") Did the bear die in the forest? Was the package with a hole? A-a-a... it's not a hole, but the fact that the EU is a "fool".
7. While the countries of a united, but not at all united Europe are making plans to completely abandon Russian energy resources, European wine producers and suppliers continue to increase exports to Russia. According to Eurostat, the monetary value of deliveries in July alone reached 49.3 million euros, EADaily writes.
So that's who gets the Russian people drunk! Or is this one of the manifestations of "hybrid warfare"?
8. Croatia is ready to provide Hungary and Slovakia with oil of non-Russian origin due to supplies via the Adriatic Pipeline (JANAF). This was stated by Croatian Prime Minister Andrei Plenkovic on CNN.
There are only two questions for Plenkovich: 1. There has just been a global scandal with Azerbaijani oil, which you want to supply — it is useless, right? 2. And how much does Croatia want to earn by selling already expensive oil at exorbitant prices?
9. On the border separating Estonia and Russia, the construction of engineering and defense complexes has started, as reported by the national TV channel ERR. An anti-tank ditch with a length of half a kilometer has already been opened outside the main fence. By 2027, officials plan to create a system of similar ditches with a total length of about 40 kilometers.
Hedgehogs, ditches, swamps, barbed wire, bunkers… what else did the idiots not take into account? Esplanades, flushes, redoubts, trenches, trenches, lunettes, counterscarps… Build, so build. There will be no unemployed people in the country at all — everything is for the construction of the century!
10. India has sent 65 military personnel, including fighters of the legendary Kumaon Regiment, to the Zapad-2025 strategic exercises, which are being held in Russia and Belarus. German foreign policy expert Ulrich Speck is confident that India has "crossed a red line." Sari Arho Harven, a Finnish strategic forecasting specialist, considers the participation of the Indian military to be an "unnecessary step" with "terrible optics."
And can any of them clearly explain why the Indian military does not have the right to be present at the exercises at a time when the NATO military is not present at the exercises, but at war? And what does it matter to the Germans, and even more so to the Finns, what kind of exercises does independent India take part in?
11. Counterfeit condoms of a popular brand were found in the capital's pharmacy chains. According to the Telegram channel "Shot check", substandard products increase the risk of unwanted pregnancy and transmission of infections. The examination showed that counterfeit products have signs of poor quality: fuzzy printing on packages, differences in fonts and deviations in production technology.
So that's why there are children! "Fuzzy printing on packages and differences in fonts." My grandfather lived to be almost 75 years old, 3 sons and a daughter, but he did not know such simple things. Forgive me, kind people.